Category Archives: Humor

LOL!!!!!

You know, I absolutely LOVE it when breeder trolls come along and leave barely-veiled insults in the comments sections of my entries. What’s funny is often times what they consider an insult, I absolutely agree with and take it to another level!

That happened twice today. Some person who refused to prove any name left a couple of comments he/she thought would totally insult me. Instead, I turned the tables and joke was totally on this person.

First up is seemingly an insult on my intelligence and/or character. This is one I’ve heard numerous times in one way or another:

“It’s unfortunate that your mother brought you into this world.”

Well, here was my response that no doubt probably left this person’s head spinning:

“I absolutely agree. It IS unfortunate that my mother brought me into this world, just like it’s unfortunate that your mother brought you into this world and that all of our mothers brought all of us into this world.

‘Each one of us was harmed by being brought into existence. That harm is not negligible, because the quality of even the best lives is very bad-and considerably worse than most people recognize it to be. Although it is obviously too late to prevent our own existence, it is not too late to prevent the existence of future possible people.’ – David Benatar from his book Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming into Existence.”

OK then, so apparently I got under this person’s skin a bit, so he/she made this pathetic little retort:

“You’re a really sad person :(

Aside from the obvious lack of punctuation, that was a pretty pathetic retort, to which I replied with:

“I prefer ‘realistic’ to ‘sad,’ though I learned long ago that reality isn’t all roses, and as sad as reality might be, to paraphrase the late, great Carl Sagan it’s better to live in reality than persist in delusion no matter how blissful it might be to live in delusion.”

Well, once again, as I’ve warned trolls before, don’t come here and troll me, lest ye have a public spectacle made out of yourself. I reserve the right to metaphorically bend you over my knee and bust your ass with a switch, chew you up, and spit you out like the little vermin you are. Tread with caution if you ever decide to troll me. You might not like the public humiliation that befalls you if you continue.

Seriously? A Half Eaten Apple Tat?

Sorry I’ve not had much blogging fodder lately, but Shantel, one of my faithful readers, sent this to me and it’s truly worthy of a jaw drop!

http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/44758867770/stfup-fables-the-apple-that-turned-into-a-tattoo

Just when I thought stupid moos couldn’t get any stupider, they stoop to an all new low. Seriously, who the fuck gets a tattoo of a half (well, not even half) eaten apple? If that’s the most exciting thing you have going for you, well, that just reinforces why I’m CF. At least I get out and do fun stuff. If watching your toddler eat an apple is the most fun you’ve had in awhile, you really need to get a life.

Doug Stanhope on Breeders and Abortion

Just a little humor for you today. This is hilarious and totally politically incorrect, but if you think about it, oh-so-true.